And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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