She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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