Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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