its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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