I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
wow bdsm is so cute
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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