So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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