Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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