To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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