i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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