I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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