Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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