Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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