so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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