Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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