oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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