big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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