Just fell off a train. Bad.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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