It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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