Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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