The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize