How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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