Pappa wants mamma naked
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
you would pick up someone in the library
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
This house was built for laser tag.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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