nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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