do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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