It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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