So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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