what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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