so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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