I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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