yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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