I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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