but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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