Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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