I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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