But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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