i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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