your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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