so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize