It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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