We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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