she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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