Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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