This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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