The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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