no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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