i think my mom watched the whole time
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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I didn't notice because vodka
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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