after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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