Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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