I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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