Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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